Because Losing Is Fun — Unisex Tee

Description

BECAUSE LOSING IS FUN.

The unofficial motto, in pixel form. A reminder that the goal was never to win — the goal was to build something elaborate, watch it collapse spectacularly, and learn enough to do it slightly better next time.

For the players who treat a fortress collapse as a feature, not a bug. Who can recite the conditions of their last seven failed runs from memory. Who started another save file the moment the credits would have rolled, if there were credits.

Part of the Pixel Dwarf collection. Also available: the captioned classic and the wordless minimalist version.

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THE SHIRT ITSELF
Unisex classic fit. 100% cotton, 5.0–5.3 oz — structured enough to hold its shape, soft enough to actually wear. Taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched sleeves and hem. Sits clean under a jacket, works on its own.

FABRIC NOTES
Sport Grey runs 90/10 cotton/poly. Ash is 99/1. Heathers are 50/50. Natural has small dark flecks throughout — that’s the cotton, not a defect.

Sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico depending on the run.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!