Final Boss — Unisex Tee

Description

FINAL BOSS!

A retro pixel showdown, generations in the making. Nine lives versus one Hoover. The cat has the home-field advantage. The vacuum has the element of surprise. Nobody is winning today.

For everyone whose cat has staged a tactical retreat at the first whir of the upright. Who has watched a fifteen-pound animal teleport across a room because they pressed the wrong button on the appliance. Who knows that the vacuum is, in fact, the apex predator of the household — at least in the cat’s opinion.

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THE SHIRT ITSELF
Unisex classic fit. 100% cotton, 5.0–5.3 oz — structured enough to hold its shape, soft enough to actually wear. Taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched sleeves and hem. Sits clean under a jacket, works on its own.

FABRIC NOTES
Sport Grey runs 90/10 cotton/poly. Ash is 99/1. Heathers are 50/50. Natural has small dark flecks throughout — that’s the cotton, not a defect.

Sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico depending on the run.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!