Get In Loser — Dysentery Tee — Gray

Description

GET IN LOSER.
“We’re going to die of dysentery.”

The same trip, faded by time. Vintage gray on dark cotton — the version of the memory that’s been told and retold enough that the colors have softened around the edges.

For the people who don’t need the joke to shout. Who’d rather their references read like a worn-in band tee than a billboard. Who consider “I played that game in fourth grade” a perfectly valid thing to wear on their chest at age forty.

Wear it to brunch. Wear it on the commute. Wear it to the kind of room where the right person will spot it from across the bar and start a conversation that turns into an hour about computer-class memories.

The Inkblot Gray colorway runs darker — black, navy, forest, dark heather, dark chocolate, sapphire — with the design printed in a softer vintage gray. Same trip, quieter signal.

Three colorways available — see also Inkblot Green (CRT-phosphor loud) and Whiteout Black (clean ink on light shirts).

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THE SHIRT ITSELF
Unisex classic fit. 100% cotton, 5.0–5.3 oz — structured enough to hold its shape, soft enough to actually wear. Taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched sleeves and hem. Sits clean under a jacket, works on its own.

FABRIC NOTES
Sport Grey runs 90/10 cotton/poly. Ash is 99/1. Heathers are 50/50. Natural has small dark flecks throughout — that’s the cotton, not a defect.

Sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico depending on the run.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!