Hazards Survived — Status: Survived

Description

HAZARDS SURVIVED.
☑ Leaded gasoline fumes
☑ Riding in the way-back
☑ Smoking section, IHOP
☑ Drinking from the hose
☑ Lawn darts
☑ Trampolines, no nets
☑ AOL installation CD-ROMs
STATUS: SURVIVED.

A safety audit, completed retroactively. Every box ticked. No corrective action required. Just a quiet acknowledgment that the conditions of a 20th-century childhood would now require a permit, two waivers, and a lawyer.

Part of the Survivor Series. Also available: 1970s, 1980s, and the Three-Decade Edition.

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THE SHIRT ITSELF
Unisex classic fit. 100% cotton, 5.0–5.3 oz — structured enough to hold its shape, soft enough to actually wear. Taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched sleeves and hem. Sits clean under a jacket, works on its own.

FABRIC NOTES
Sport Grey runs 90/10 cotton/poly. Ash is 99/1. Heathers are 50/50. Natural has small dark flecks throughout — that’s the cotton, not a defect.

Sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico depending on the run.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!