I Survived the 70s, 80s, 90s — Don’t Try Me

Description

I SURVIVED
the 70s · the 80s · the 90s
DON’T TRY ME.

A statement of credentials, followed by a polite warning. Three decades of bad food coloring, no helmets, and televised disasters. You’re not the first person who underestimated this generation, and you won’t be the last.

For people whose patience was earned the hard way, and who would rather not explain themselves a second time.

Part of the Survivor Series. Also available: 1970s, 1980s, and the Hazards Checklist.

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THE SHIRT ITSELF
Unisex classic fit. 100% cotton, 5.0–5.3 oz — structured enough to hold its shape, soft enough to actually wear. Taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched sleeves and hem. Sits clean under a jacket, works on its own.

FABRIC NOTES
Sport Grey runs 90/10 cotton/poly. Ash is 99/1. Heathers are 50/50. Natural has small dark flecks throughout — that’s the cotton, not a defect.

Sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico depending on the run.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!