Just the Dwarf — Unisex Tee

Description

Just the dwarf. No caption, no explanation, no setup.

If you know, you know. If you don’t, the shirt isn’t going to help. That’s the whole design philosophy of the people who’d wear it.

For the kind of player who names every miner, mourns every collapsed tunnel, and starts a new fortress within an hour of losing the last one. Wear it to the LAN party. Wear it to the dev meetup. Wear it to the place where someone will spot it from across the room and nod once.

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THE SHIRT ITSELF
Unisex classic fit. 100% cotton, 5.0–5.3 oz — structured enough to hold its shape, soft enough to actually wear. Taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched sleeves and hem. Sits clean under a jacket, works on its own.

FABRIC NOTES
Sport Grey runs 90/10 cotton/poly. Ash is 99/1. Heathers are 50/50. Natural has small dark flecks throughout — that’s the cotton, not a defect.

Sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico depending on the run.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!