Strike the Earth — Unisex Tee

Description

Strike the earth.

For the people who built a thriving mountain hold, gave every dwarf a backstory, and then watched the whole thing collapse because someone forgot to wall off the magma. And then started a new one.

If you’ve ever lost a fortress to a tantrum spiral, a goblin siege, or a single unhappy cat, this shirt is for you. If you don’t know what any of that means, this shirt is not for you, and that’s fine.

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THE SHIRT ITSELF
Unisex classic fit. 100% cotton, 5.0–5.3 oz — structured enough to hold its shape, soft enough to actually wear. Taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched sleeves and hem. Sits clean under a jacket, works on its own.

FABRIC NOTES
Sport Grey runs 90/10 cotton/poly. Ash is 99/1. Heathers are 50/50. Natural has small dark flecks throughout — that’s the cotton, not a defect.

Sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico depending on the run.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!