Certified Survivor of the 1980s — Unisex Tee

Description

CERTIFIED SURVIVOR OF THE 1980s.
Lawn darts · Lead paint · Secondhand smoke · No bike helmets · Cable TV · Hairspray.
Survived somehow.

A formal acknowledgment of a childhood spent unsupervised, mildly poisoned, and absolutely thriving. The decade had questionable food coloring, dangerous toys, and a soundtrack worth every minute.

You earned this. Modern parenting books would have a meltdown.

Part of the Survivor Series. Also available: 1970s, the Hazards Checklist, and the Three-Decade Edition.

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THE SHIRT ITSELF
Unisex classic fit. 100% cotton, 5.0–5.3 oz — structured enough to hold its shape, soft enough to actually wear. Taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched sleeves and hem. Sits clean under a jacket, works on its own.

FABRIC NOTES
Sport Grey runs 90/10 cotton/poly. Ash is 99/1. Heathers are 50/50. Natural has small dark flecks throughout — that’s the cotton, not a defect.

Sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico depending on the run.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!